Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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