fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hate all girls vehemently.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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