he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
There's always time for handjobs
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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