i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Tell her she can't have a vagina
oh god the rape fog is back!
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Randomize
