i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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