Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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