3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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