I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I believe in your delicious
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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