do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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