i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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