...so i touched it.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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