i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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