There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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