I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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