On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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