I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
honey bunches of taint.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Randomize
