Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
this hospital has no fireball
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
