Define "chronic" masturbator.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Damn victory sex feels great
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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