If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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