I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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