So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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