She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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