i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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