My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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