It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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