So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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