Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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