Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Come back. Shots need mouths.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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