Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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