fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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