Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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