So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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