the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
