everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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