Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you will always have a special place in my vag
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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