Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
handjob tips. give me some.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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