Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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