Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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