i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
why is half of my head shaved?
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