how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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