on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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