I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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