I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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