Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I want to be your penis for a week.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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