Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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