it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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