You really coming over, don't trick.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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