were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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