the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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