I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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