Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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